Over The Top

Adrianne: They should just call it Arm Wrestling: The Movie.

Michelle: I didn’t know this was gonna be sad. I can’t believe that made me tear.

Mini Sly: I can’t go with you!

Stallone: I understand.

Michelle: Was this an after-school special or something?

Adrianne: I can’t believe people used to pay ten dollars to see this crap. But I guess it cost less then.

Jonah: Way less.

Jonah & Michelle: SOLOFLEX!

Grizzly Wrestler: When I come up to the table, I don’t care who they are, they’re my ENEMY.

Michelle: There’s a lot of strategy involved.

Movie: Winner takes it all!

Michelle: zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Pootie Tang

Michelle: Ha, this is actually gonna be good.

Michelle: Ah, written and directed by Louis C.K. Didn’t know that.

Movie: Pootie Tang always be too cool for words.

Jonah: What more would you want out of a movie? And only a half hour has passed.

Michelle: I know!

Jonah: Hahahahahaha.

Michelle: Hahahahahaha.

Jonah: Wanda Sykes is Wad-a-tah.

Michelle: Hahahahahahaha.

Jonah: Hahahahahahaha.

Jonah: So what’d you think?

Michelle: Solid. Like watching Grandma’s Boy.

Jonah: Sa-da-tay.

Boa vs. Python

Michelle: We’re watching THIS?!

Michelle: She gets naked?!

Jonah: If you see boobies within the first five minutes, you’re golden.

Michelle: Why do you own this?!

Jonah: There’s only 55 minutes left.

Michelle: It’s SOOOO bad.

Jonah: Yip, it’s amazing.

Movie: Ready to kick some ass. Outstanding!

Jonah: Ready to kick some ass. Outstanding! This whole movie is outstanding.

Jonah: It has all the classic elements. Boobies, fighting, and other things.

Michelle: It’s really a very, very bad movie.

Jonah: Yeah, but they don’t take themselves too seriously so it kiiinda gives them permission.

Michelle: It’s really really bad.

 

Total Recall

Jonah: Sharon Stone babe, Sharon Stone.

Jonah: Phil up your Dick.

Michelle: Haha. And Drew Vajina.

Movie: For the memory of a lifetime, recall, recall, recall.

Jonah: I own this movie pretty much because of three boobs.

Michelle and Jonah: zzzzzzzzzzzz

Jonah:  We made it like an hour and ten minutes babe. Not bad.

Michelle: That’s a hot little midget.

Michelle: I’m really glad I missed seeing this years ago. It’s really good.

Jonah: It’s actually not worth reviewing in a sense, because it’s actually a great movie. 

Michelle: Ah, that’s a GREAT movie! A GREAT ending!

Shaft in Africa

Jonah: Shaft!

Jonah: Why is she blowing his knees?

Jonah: So good!

Michelle: Oh my god am I gonna get to see full frontal?!

Shaft: Baby, by now it's shrunk down to 20 inches.

Jonah: This isn't as bad as I remember it.

Shaft: No ride camel. Ride ass.

Jonah: That's awesome! Michelle?

(cue credits)

Michelle: Wha, oh, is it over?

Jonah: Uhu. Go to bed.

Ernest Goes to Jail

Michelle: This is ridiculous.

Jonah: Yep, it’s awesome

Jonah: This is the best movie ever.

Jonah: This movie is perfect in every way.

Jonah: This is the best movie ever.

Ernest: I came. I saw. I got blow’d up.

Michelle: You know what’s good about this movie. It’s short. It’s like an hour and ten minutes.

Jonah: Just the way a comedy should be.