Wild West

Michelle: I don’t get this movie, or what it’s even gonna be about.

Jonah: Everyone really liked MIB, so they put the two people (Smith & Sonnenfeld) together again.

Jonah: I’m gonna stop this now cause you have to be awake for more than ten minutes for us to review the movie.

Michelle: It’s so outta control bad. 

(The Next Day)

Michelle: I so don’t even want to watch this at all.

Jonah: C’mon, it’s bad, but it’s entertaining. 

Michelle: It doesn’t make sense, they have vehicles running on fuel but they’re all riding around on horses.

Jonah: This is pure genius is what this is.

Michelle: Salma Hayek has a really nice ass.

Jonah: Yessss. She's a breath of fresh ass.

Michelle: What is this? Transformers? 

Jonah: Crossed with Inspector Gadget... Go go gadget train with legs. 

Michelle: This makes no sense! None of it makes sense.

Jonah: It’s entertaining though right?

Michelle: No. Well sort of. Zzzzzzzz.

(Day Three)

Jonah: Turn it to channel 3. (We’re actually watching this on something called a VCR) 

Michelle: No, don’t wanna! This is so stupid.

Will Smith: That’s it. No more Mr. Knife Guy.

Jonah: I think that’s the worst president of the US in a movie ever.

Will Smith: Now that’s a whoopin.

Michelle: Exactly how I’m feeling, Will Smith. 

Adrianne: It’s totally insane this movie got made.

Jonah: Yeah.

Michelle: It really sucks, not even “good” sucks. 

Adrianne: Except for the song.

Loose Screws

Jonah: Are you guys excited to watch the kookiest college movie of all time? Are you?!

Adrianne/Michelle: (silence)

Jonah: Check it out, yeah, Beaver High.

Adrianne: This is gonna be good.

Jonah: It’s great!

Michelle: Ah, your rule of tits in the first five minutes. 

Michelle: Van de Kolk!

Jonah: I love this movie! This is the pinnacle of kooky college movies except for maybe King Frat. 

Michelle: Hahahahahahaha.

Adrianne: Hahahahahaha.

Jonah: Hahahahahahaha.

Michelle: There’s so much boob!

Adrianne: It’s awesome. I don’t think I have any comments. Other than it’s making me a bit horny. That’s all.

Jonah: Oh yeah, beach dance scene!! Could you imagine?? Synchronized beach dancing!

Movie: Skinny dipping in the moonlight?

Movie: (sexily) Aaaalright, let’s go!

Michelle/Adrianne/Jonah: Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Michelle: Seriously, it’s like totally turning me on.

Adrianne: It’s like the hottest movie ever.

Jonah: This movie’s all like “let’s go synchronized dance singing, let’s go party”.

Jonah: Someone should check the time boobs are on screen, percentage-wise. It might be one of the highest ratios outside porn. I’m just saying is all. Sorry, make that tits & ass.

Michelle: Amazing. I give it two tits up.