Jonah: Are you guys excited to watch the kookiest college movie of all time? Are you?!
Adrianne/Michelle: (silence)
Jonah: Check it out, yeah, Beaver High.
Adrianne: This is gonna be good.
Jonah: It’s great!
Michelle: Ah, your rule of tits in the first five minutes.
Michelle: Van de Kolk!
Jonah: I love this movie! This is the pinnacle of kooky college movies except for maybe King Frat.
Michelle: Hahahahahahaha.
Adrianne: Hahahahahaha.
Jonah: Hahahahahahaha.
Michelle: There’s so much boob!
Adrianne: It’s awesome. I don’t think I have any comments. Other than it’s making me a bit horny. That’s all.
Jonah: Oh yeah, beach dance scene!! Could you imagine?? Synchronized beach dancing!
Movie: Skinny dipping in the moonlight?
Movie: (sexily) Aaaalright, let’s go!
Michelle/Adrianne/Jonah: Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Michelle: Seriously, it’s like totally turning me on.
Adrianne: It’s like the hottest movie ever.
Jonah: This movie’s all like “let’s go synchronized dance singing, let’s go party”.
Jonah: Someone should check the time boobs are on screen, percentage-wise. It might be one of the highest ratios outside porn. I’m just saying is all. Sorry, make that tits & ass.
Michelle: Amazing. I give it two tits up.
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