Wild West

Michelle: I don’t get this movie, or what it’s even gonna be about.

Jonah: Everyone really liked MIB, so they put the two people (Smith & Sonnenfeld) together again.

Jonah: I’m gonna stop this now cause you have to be awake for more than ten minutes for us to review the movie.

Michelle: It’s so outta control bad. 

(The Next Day)

Michelle: I so don’t even want to watch this at all.

Jonah: C’mon, it’s bad, but it’s entertaining. 

Michelle: It doesn’t make sense, they have vehicles running on fuel but they’re all riding around on horses.

Jonah: This is pure genius is what this is.

Michelle: Salma Hayek has a really nice ass.

Jonah: Yessss. She's a breath of fresh ass.

Michelle: What is this? Transformers? 

Jonah: Crossed with Inspector Gadget... Go go gadget train with legs. 

Michelle: This makes no sense! None of it makes sense.

Jonah: It’s entertaining though right?

Michelle: No. Well sort of. Zzzzzzzz.

(Day Three)

Jonah: Turn it to channel 3. (We’re actually watching this on something called a VCR) 

Michelle: No, don’t wanna! This is so stupid.

Will Smith: That’s it. No more Mr. Knife Guy.

Jonah: I think that’s the worst president of the US in a movie ever.

Will Smith: Now that’s a whoopin.

Michelle: Exactly how I’m feeling, Will Smith. 

Adrianne: It’s totally insane this movie got made.

Jonah: Yeah.

Michelle: It really sucks, not even “good” sucks. 

Adrianne: Except for the song.